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Burning Teslas = new Boston Tea Party?
Saturday, 05 April 2025 16:15

Regardless of what that right-wing racist Rapepublican convicted felon Donald Trump has to say on this subject, those freedom-loving American fighters who are torching evil Elon Musk’s defective, ugly, overpriced Tesla electric vehicles are absolutely not committing acts of so-called “domestic terrorism.”

What these young Americans are successfully accomplishing are dramatically effective acts of PATRIOTISM.

Keep it up, patriots! We’re winning. The criminal Tesla Corporation is going down in flames, just like traitor Trump’s failed fascist regime is burning to the ground (according to public opinion polls), while obese Orange Nero fiddles around...  Trump is an adjudicated rapist, and Elon Musk loves Adolf Hitler and Nazi Germany almost as much as Donald Trump does. Lock them both up!

“#TeslaTakedown” is the political slogan of the year, so far in 2025. Telsa’s stock price has already dropped 40 percent just over the past three months, and South African apartheid supporter Elon Musk’s SpaceX scam corporation’s value is sure to follow after littering Florida and the Caribbean Islands with falling space debris from moron Musk’s defective rockets, which are almost as craptastic as his Road Warrior wannabe cars.

As it turns out, Mad Max (played in the 1979 film by Mel Gibson) was actually much more sane than our current demented dimwit in the Oval Office: Diaper Don.  

And those conservatives who proclaimed their Mad King Donald and White Power Prince Elon to be the wave of the future were actually correct at least in this one respect — the Tesla Corporation’s unfolding demise will become a cautionary example for all future aspiring American and/or neo-Nazi South African authoritarians/billionaires.  “Mess with the bull, and you get the horns.”

If there’s one thing that the American people can do better than anyone else, it’s fighting back! We the people will not be conquered by drunk Russians or by South African rich boys who inherited their fortune from their diamond mine-owning daddy.  

We will not be silent. We will defeat Don & little Elon. Don’t dare call us patriotic Americans “terrorists.” Call us what we are: VICTORIOUS.  

We’re tossing your treasonous Tesla tea in the harbor, Elon! America has no king.

And by the way, personally being a partially Palestinian-American person of Arab descent, I’ve been mislabeled as a “terrorist” by plenty of brain-damaged racist Republicans (and by a few foolish Jewish supremacist Democrats) over the course of my life for daring to advocate for Palestinians’ right to exist, so now being falsely branded as a “terrorist” — by an adult diaper-wearing Russian puppet for opposing Sieg Heil-saluting psycho Elon Musk — is nothing more than a badge of honor that I will wear proudly. Trump is a traitor.

Twenty-Fifth Amendment, y’all. (And if that doesn’t work, there’s always time for Benedict Donald’s third impeachment trial). 

And as far as evil Elon is concerned, the Tesla Corporation is done, son. 

Up next: SpaceX, after Musk is deported to Mars in one of his own expensive exploding rockets.

JAKE PICKERING
Arcata, Calif.





Conservative claims GOP only slightly better than the Dems on corporate fascism, wars....

In response to the article (in the Daily Planet) about the Chuck Edwards’ lambasting at his own town hall meeting, I would like to say we in the middle who are conservative are often as mad at the GOP as we are with the slightly more God-awful Democrats.

We have different issues, but both sides have one thing in common: we hate Big Corporate Fascist America, whose money is the source of their power over us and our government.  

Although the left-controlled Dems are largely godless, they do share our angst about war and the powers of the Military Industrial Complex, one of many prescient points in (then-President Dwight D.) Eisenhower’s farewell address.

A true conservative wants peace and avoids foreign conflicts — unlike Trump, who promised MAGAs that we would be out of foreign wars.

But now, war is OK — if we get enough money and resources in the deal, like mercenaries. Most conservatives hate that. And we hate bombing Yemen into oblivion, when it has done zero against America.

We also share issues with Trump’s tariff-based economic and hyperinflationary, low-interest policies to boost the stock market.

Trump’s tariffs show an amazing lack of awareness. He thinks nearly everyone is a millionaire when, in reality, everyone is in hock up to their *** in debt — $1.4 trillion worth —  due to the inflationary policies of the last four administrations to save government and the stock market from collapse, which we desperately need to reset a “sustainable” economic future.

We in the independent middle, left and right can’t afford to buy inflated crap. 

That means all of Trumps’ magic tariffs will be for naught because you gotta buy all the stuff to get the tariff — and it just ain’t happening.

I sense our common ground might be the end of what is killing America — the uniparty. This is the party of Edwards and Trump that has given us unaudited government spending to oblivion, going as far back as 1948.  

As far as we know,  our ‘$36T” in debt may actually be $72T.  Or, $108T. All for a slush fund we pay for, but get nothing in return.

So, my fellow MAGAs, do you not see we have been had?

Maybe our common enemy of corporate greed at our expense is enough to make friends of enemies and might turn conservative Republicans and traditional liberal Democrats into small government Libertarians? 

ROB BRANSON
Hendersonville
 



 


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